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FUNNY

FUNNY

Funny

George Burns said you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. People who are able to do that successfully are much healthier than people who are not able to do it.

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LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YA' - ON MANY LEVELS

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Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.

Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.

Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain.

Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems.

research:  Authors: Melinda Smith, M.A., Gina Kemp, M.A.,  and Jeanne Segal, Ph.D. ( November 2012.)

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Why is it necessary to be quiet in church? Because people are sleeping.

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"Keeping an eye out"
THE MINIMUM DAILY DOSE

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Post by Heart 107.3.

Take your minimum daily dose - NOT of vitamins! BUT OF LAUGHTER-the "best medicine" minimum daily dose of laughter . One of the most powerful ways to relax and reduce stress and at the same time maintain a healthy body and mind in balance is to Laugh Out Loud.

FUNNY THINGS: We switch out funny videos regularly for your minimum daily dose of laughter.

WELCOME TO THE
LAUGH OUT LOUD COLLECTION

turn up the volume and LOL

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Here's one you probably already heard..

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

 She timidly asks, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how
 a patient is doing?"

 The operator says "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and
room number of the patient?"

 The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice says, "Norma Findlay,
 Room 302."
 
 The operator replies, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the
nurse's station for that room."

 After a few minutes, the operator returns to the phone and said,
"I have good news-  Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal, and her physician, Dr.
Smith, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother says, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.
 God bless you for the good news."

The operator replies,"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
 
The grandmother says,"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells
 me ANYTHING."

" TRUE STORY... "

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